Funny story: Little Johnny sees his dad do the forbidden deed with aunt Jane

You should never underestimate your kids, we’ve all made that mistake no doubt, but kids are more clever than you think. They pick up on everything you say and do, only you don’t realize until you hear everything repeated back.

It’s always worth listening to what kids have to say. Every so often they’ll reveal something incredibly interesting. And that’s exactly what happened in this funny story. Keep reading until the end, the punch line is hilarious.

Little Johnny sees his dad’s car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car, and sees daddy and aunt Jane passionately kissing and eagerly taking off each others’ clothes.

Johnny could barely contain himself as he was so excited he raced home and begins to tell his mother

“Mommy, Mommy, I was at the playground, and daddy and….

Mommy wants to hear the story so she tells him to slow down a little.

So Johnny tells her. “I was at the playground and I saw daddy’s car go into the woods with aunt Jane. I went to look and daddy was giving aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her blouse, then aunt Jane helped daddy take his pants off, then aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then daddy…”

Tells the boy to stop

At this point, mommy cuts him off and said, “Johnny, this is such an interesting story, let’s save the rest of it for when we’re having dinner. I want to see the look on daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”

The whole family is gathered at the dinner table three hours later. Mom eventually asks Johnny to share his story.

Well, I was at the playground, and I saw daddy’s car go into the woods with aunt Jane. I followed them to see what they were doing, and then I saw how daddy gave aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her blouse.”

Johnny made a pause where his mom had interrupted him earlier, and looked at her. She smiled and nodded for him to continue.

The little boy said:
And then aunt Jane helped daddy take off his pants, and then daddy and aunt Jane did that same thing mommy and uncle Jack used to do when daddy was in the Army!”

Thats when the mother fainted.

Moral of the story: Sometimes you might want to listen to the full story before you interrupt… 

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